Naturally, I’ve seen, and digested, all of the Alien related films since (for better or
worse), none of which remotely approaches the disconcerting, visceral sense of
horror than that of the original vision of Scott, David Giler, Walter Hill, and
H.R. Giger. When Prometheus was
announced, like many, I was ecstatic to hear that Scott was not only entering the
realm of science fiction once more, but that Prometheus would have connections to Alien, possibly as a direct prequel. A brilliant marketing campaign
over the months leading up to the film’s release only added to the fervor.
WARNING: SPOILERS (although the film has been in theaters for several weeks)
The film’s premise regarding the purpose of the mission of the
starship Prometheus is given one scene with no rational discussion of the
plausibility of what is passed off as convincing evidence, but is essentially nothing
more than circumstantial, at best. You’d expect that the film’s two
nominally scientist protagonists, Shaw and Holloway, would have trumpeted their
supposed discovery to every gullible media outlet and cable TV “news” channel
that would have listened. No lip service is paid to what would amount to be a
heated academic debate, especially if trillions of dollars are to be invested
in an investigative mission to the star system in question. Obviously, that
debate never took place as the “ragtag” crew is briefed on the secret nature of
their mission only after being awakened from suspended animation with no prior knowledge
of the mission’s premise. Nonsense, even though the financier of the project,
Peter Weyland, is obviously using the mission as a means towards his own stab
at immortality, and has no intention of using whatever discoveries that may be
in the offering for the betterment of mankind.
Prometheus lands on LV-223, the starship’s destination, with virtually no survey of the planet (actually a moon of a ringed gas giant nominally within the star’s habitable zone) taking place. Lip service is paid to an atmospheric analysis, but no other types of remote sensing surveys appear to occur. Not to mention that a landing spot is seemingly picked at random, only for the ship to land right next to what are apparently the only artificial structures on the moon.
A serious investigation of what are obviously alien
structures would take weeks, if not months, before anyone would even entertain
the notion of actually trying to enter the structure. Nope. Barely five minutes
after landing, a scouting party immediately sets out to enter the structure
without any sampling equipment (other than their environment suits and a bag; “glow balls” notwithstanding),
or weapons for that matter. By this point in the film, you pretty much know
what’s coming and you really no longer care given the obvious stupidity of the
crew. In fairness, a story does have to move along and an argument can be made
that the expedition has to proceed quickly if resources are limited and
survival is an issue, but, then again, you wouldn’t waste valuable ship resources
on a basketball court (Alien
Resurrection), now, would you? The lackadaisical attitude of everyone
involved suggests otherwise.
The coup de grace
of idiocy comes in two forms. First, five minutes into the initial exploration
of the structure, the crew, inexplicably, take off their helmets after a
sampling of the atmosphere inside the structure reveals that the air is breathable
(but, so what?). Second, the characters Fifield and Milburn, described earlier
as a geologist and a biologist, respectively, are trapped inside the structure after
a series of events. Naturally, and predictably, Fifield and Milburn end up
being dispatched by the biological weapons/ alien antagonists of the film, but
in a manner that is, shall we say, easily avoided by anyone with a shred of
common sense. Good riddance, as my ability to care about any of these characters
quickly evaporates. Well, almost all of the characters; that is, except for Michael Fassbender as the android David, who flat out steals the film and is the only engrossing element.
The remainder of the film downshifts into a predictable pattern with various crew members disposed of, Peter Weyland’s attempt at immortality, and a climax leaving open the option of a sequel. Visually, the film is quite stunning with gorgeous landscapes, plausible, near future extrapolations of computer technology, and there are a few creepy moments. But the suspension of disbelief required to enjoy the film by anyone with an understanding of the scientific method and Darwinian evolution is just too much to overcome.
You could go on to nitpick at this movie ad nauseum; artificial gravity, the whole nonsensical bit involving identical DNA, throwaway lines from supposed scientists such as “Don’t be a
skeptic,” the post-surgery biological weapon growing to enormous size (a
problem since Alien), etc.
Can you overlook these lapses? I couldn’t.



1 comment:
this is easily THE BEST commentary/review Ive read on the film. thank you sir, whoever you are.
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